The Resident Alien

That title was stolen from my Hunny among other things. We are all in the rainy azz state of Washington. Since I've been here I've seen the sun about twice. The 'big blue" house we were gonna get turned out to be a huge bust. That sh*t was "hor ri bib ble" as Tiger would say. Not to mention it was only 3 beds and not 4. I guess that's what happens when you try and judge something from pics alone. My Hunny saw it first. I suppose with it being dark and him being tired he couldn't really tell. And on top if it all the "would be" landlord cashed our HOLDING deposit check the realtor gave him while we were still in Cali before we'd done a walk though or signed any kind of rental agreement. Sh*t that mo'fo cashed that sh*t as soon as the realtor told him our credit check was approved. (not doubt to fix the sh*t that was still wrong with the dayum place once I was able to see it in person). So we working on gettin that money back. In other landlord news, our former landlords decided to "occupy" our former residents THE NEXT DAY we left for Washington by getting the place ready and placing a "for rent" sign in the window. We left on May 15th, they came in on May 16th. Which is fine, had we not paid $1,995.00 rent for the ENTIRE month of May. Meanwhile we still waiting to hear about our $3,000 deposit. *shakin head* Listen I'm not a home owner or a landlord or any of that. I'm just sayin though, if you can't afford the ONE home you have, don't try and be all "donald trumpish" and wheel and deal at someone elses exspence. Don't buy sh*t you can't f*ckin afford and then act like you doing the next person a favor. I'm really pissed that my azz is still living in a dayum hotel with my 3 children as I type these lines, while former and make believe landlords are makin off with our loot. It costs money to relocate and live on the road. And folks cashing our checks and holdin on to OUR money like it's nothing too it.

Well on the upside we did find a house that we actually like. The owners were the only folks to live there and you can tell they really took pride in there home. I really like it. We've been movin in little by little. My Hunny has to do most of the work himself because when the moviers came about a week and a half ago, we didn't have a home so all of our things had to be put into storage. *sigh* At least we don't have much funiture cuz we're getting new stuff and I get rid of all my old dishes and linens and others things I didn't want to bring with me. I packed very light. It will be strange living somewhere that has no television or internet. Lord knows my azz watches way too much t.v. so I'll see if me and the girls don't make each other crazy until we can get the rest of our things and the other additions. PLUS trying to do all of this in the barely 2 months I have before my due date. Laawwwd!

It's late now, I'm tired and have a bit of a headache. Not to mention my poor Hunny is scruntched up at the end of the bed while I type on his laptop. He has to work tomorrow and I gotta deal with my babies and trying to half pack up our hotel.

Good nite

- Lady R.